1. Why do kids always get the stomach flu bug in the middle of the night? Why not at 4:00 in the afternoon?
2. Why are Cheetos so good, and yet so bad?
3. Does a bag of chips constitute lunch for a 2 year old? If I throw in a vitamin, can't I call it good?
4. Why can't Tyler just leave the toys in their bins? Why must everything always be dumped out on the floor whenever he walks in a room?
5. If I speak, and there are children in the room, do I really make a sound?
That's all for now. Laundry calls.
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4 comments:
Excuse me, I'm not sure I heard anything!!!!!!
Unfortunately, I TOTALLY understand every one of these points. I'll pray for you. (And yes, sometimes chips + vitamin = meal)
Ok. #5 is literally LOL but my 14 year old didn't find it as funny as I did. Go figure.
Thanks so much for the laugh. I hope that noone gets sick tonight.
Seriously! #1 is a great mystery of life!
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